Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
All I want is dick and wine.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
