would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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