That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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