So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We had to coat check the pizza.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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