i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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