Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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