East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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