"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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