stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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