ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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