I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it hurts more in the daytime
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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