thus making me awesome and them whores
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I licked your asshole in confidence.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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