OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Randomize