remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
All the doctor said was why
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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