Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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