I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
