How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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