The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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