normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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