ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Randomize
