I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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