I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I believe in your delicious
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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