I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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