Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
