gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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