gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
NoShamevember. You game?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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