And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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