no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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