What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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