I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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