But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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