Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Randomize