The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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