people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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