I need help removing her.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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