Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize