I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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