Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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