so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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