Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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