So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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