I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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