She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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