He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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