i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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