Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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