its not stalking. its research.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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