It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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