so that wasnt chicken after all
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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