You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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