wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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