David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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