If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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