i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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