im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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