I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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