he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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