we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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