trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
His hands were made for my vagina.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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