shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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